My lopsided tits
Your body is beautiful
CW: The below post contains [censored] images… of my lopsided tits.
Hey, I’m Paris!
I was born with “lopsided tits,”1 and this is a celebration.
In medical terms, my right breast was tuberous, meaning the area was constricted, and it never grew.
Tuberous breast deformity (tubular or constricted breasts) is a congenital anomaly where the breast tissue fails to expand fully during puberty. It causes an elongated, tube-like, or pointed shape rather than a rounded contour. While not harmful, it can cause emotional distress. [1, 2, 3, 4]
I spent too many years of my life feeling embarrassed of my breasts.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve gone through the hormonal changes of childbirth, and breastfeeding.
I’ve gained and lost over 100lbs, twice.
These are my lopsided tits, and I’d like to take you on a journey.
These are my lopsided tits before surgery:
I don’t have any images where you can see them together, because anytime I would photograph myself, I covered my “bum titty.” Unless you saw me naked in person, you never saw my bum titty.
These are my lopsided tits immediately after surgery:
I had never felt better about them. No longer “lopsided,” and finally I felt some form of confidence in my chest.
These are my lopsided tits during pregnancy:
My body was going through so many changes, they were (to be honest) the last thing on my mind.
These are my lopsided tits after breastfeeding:
I’ll be honest, I didn’t feel great during this time, but what is one to do? My nipples were three times the size they had ever been, all my stretch marks were bright red, I was swollen constantly.
These are my lopsided tits after weaning:
They were much larger than initially, and once again… lopsided.
These are my lopsided tits during my previous marriage:
Still lopsided, but in Greece!! I took this photo to send to my ex-wife, who (at the time), really liked my lopsided tits (allegedly).
These are my lopsided tits today:
Are you a human with a body?
Cool.
Your body is beautiful. Never forget that.
Quote, Laura Jane Grace














Thanks for the lopsided tits. I also had lopsided tits, but I went with the nuclear option (none and no nipples either.)