“Are you sure you want to wake up this early?” was my friendly, inquisitive — let’s be honest — plea to my four-year-old this morning. It was, like… 6:58am and she was standing in the kitchen requesting, specifically, “french toast, juice, and I wanna watch Spongebob,” furthermore, “on DVD.” The french toast turned out to be a ploy to skip to the Sponge…
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